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sum1 did this on CS and its on 33 pages now....the thread had me in stitches :lol:
so i thought id start 1 up on here.....the idea is 2 carry the story on using around 5 - 10 words at a time :D
ill start.....
once upon a time, in the middle of.....
...an arguement between a dwarf pigeon and a kid with a wooden leg....
was going on until suddenely a pissed fat tosser drinking stella.......
came connoning towards them and ....
Openly exposed his wibbly wobbley..................
Justin..
16-12-2005, 00:26
beer belly that had so many folds it.............
Won The Origami Championship But....
clowo16v
16-12-2005, 01:27
.....he slipped suddenly causing an almighty kerfuffle......
VIPERONE
16-12-2005, 01:51
which lacerated his rectum
which prompted the kid with the wooden leg to ...
clowo16v
16-12-2005, 04:03
....until he saw northys mum strutting down the pavement....
with 1 of northys williams wheels in her hands because....
She wanted to wear a bit of 'Bling' to impress her clients
but gunner wasnt impressed so he.......
...nicked the wheel to use for his next replica project...
fasterthanjesus
16-12-2005, 10:54
meanwhile, aliens ate my buick
but then fasterthanjesus woke up and relised he was dreaming...
and his bed was perfectly dry, and he...
Was really grateful that those adult Pampers work..but
....he had run out of them now, so...
he threw a tantrum when bayliss turned up sporting the new huggies range so he...
...went to tesco's to buy a stuffed penguin, a buffalo, some ice cubes and a power drill...
fasterthanjesus
16-12-2005, 14:08
but was kidnapped by buick eating aliens on the way....
...damn those buick eating aliens, he thought, they keep popping up everywhere...
..untill he took out his gun and blew them all away to extinction..
apart from 1 who was impersonating the president in a plot 2 take over the world!
who succeeded in doing so and killed off everyone in the universe!
fasterthanjesus
16-12-2005, 14:30
who's name was brian.
amen to that said God and proceeded to create..
...a really great life-form for Mars. He'd be trying for ages, but had been continually interupted by...
fasterthanjesus
16-12-2005, 14:59
repeats of blackadder on ukgold 2
VIPERONE
16-12-2005, 15:43
in a flash a thunder bolt came from the sky and
burnt out the aliens eyes..
clowo16v
16-12-2005, 16:13
....and heads, but the actors from Londons burning all........
VIPERONE
16-12-2005, 16:22
thought the alien looked like 2live, suddenly...
a holywood scout appeared and asked the 2live lookalike...
clowo16v
16-12-2005, 16:45
....dagga dagga dagga mohamad jihad, bacalar.....
this indicated by the tounge that the alien was in actual fact from barnsley where nobody is understood!...
...and with that, the blinded, beheaded alien got out a kipper and slapped it across the face of the hollywood scout...
Justin..
16-12-2005, 19:01
...after which he cried his eyes out running all the way home to find ...
His wife on all fours with ET giving her one...
of his world famous pumpkin pies
...no matter, cos he no longer had a head to eat with anyway...
Which Lunner had stolen, He also...................
Justin..
16-12-2005, 19:36
...tried racing a valver ............ :lol:
..(a Volume Automated Launch Vehicle, Emergancy Response spaceship that is) On his way back down from earth after nicking the alien head...
...but obviously beat it in his increadibly fast RSi (Rocket Ship Invention) which is stripped and prepped for track day use...
Which is still off the pace of a standard..........................
VIPERONE
17-12-2005, 01:28
1.2rl clio..lunner proceeded to accelerate when in a flash....
his 'widetrack simulating spacers' sheared off and he proceeded to...
clowo16v
17-12-2005, 11:23
.....gesticulate........
repeatadly in a questionable fashion, which....
lead to multiple orgasm, and a total lack of....
...episodes, which he had promised he would screen to the incoming invaders....
clowo16v
17-12-2005, 17:16
....in order to bore them to death.....
...instead of the usual "My RSi has more torque than a lorry" line, but...
....where are we? is this england?....
shouted the insane doctor...
...no were passing australia, but im sure theres..........
plenty of bangers on the barbie for.......
ken and sindy to enjoy each others company.....
which is internet based, selling used washing up liquid....
and dirty used tampons and used jonnies................
....for re-sale to the american market...
were they say 'yippee kye ya mo fo' and....
then put them on ebay for twice the price - where this time of year.....
VIPERONE
18-12-2005, 00:16
white stuff drops from.......
....the top of the williamsclio club and......
tits and flange with monk!.............
craig100
18-12-2005, 06:29
.even though she stinks so bad......................
....he only gets 1 woman a year so he has to....
play the piano very load, since the dwarves moved in...
and robbed his stereo to play......
guns n roses until the.......
clowo16v
18-12-2005, 15:35
...cows come home wearing.....
craig100
18-12-2005, 15:55
.......nothing but loadsa bling
which looked like spinning wheel trims off......
a blueberry painted rover metro with all the.....
the members of take that sitting on....
drinking cider and playing.....
with themselves... when along came a...
walking and talking tulip...after they knocked back 3 acid tabs each...
they all walked up the yellow brick road to.....
meet winston, a self proclaimed gay-boy, on canal street...
where they ran up behind bighp and.....
didnt dare hit him incase he smashed there faces ......
craig100
18-12-2005, 22:39
......in with his big bald head
whilst making bizarre noises with....
a tamborine made of chocolate...
........coloured rabbit droppings which.......
which was remoulded into suspension mounts and fitted on ...
apart from J3neds clio TT because...
it's an audi in disguise, which has...
more break hamster power than a......
clowo16v
19-12-2005, 17:01
.....ultimate hamster roundy round wheel show....
theres no business like...showbusiness...
theres SNOWbusiness i know......
How to make yellow snow cones......
with a chocolate topping...
....it all off with a nice big pair of pert....
Pujppies............. arn't just for christmas.
....they're also for entertaining with their stupidity the rest of the year too, just like...
the naples valver boys......
...who seriously need to wake up and smell the....
fumes from the williams boys..........
...as they blast past in the vastly more aesthetically pleasing blue Clios...
...which are second only to the metallic black valvers.
Meanwhile, back at the lab...
...martin was still wondering why his clio wasnt very fast up the 1/4mile anymore - was it the fact that it had changed colour from yellow to blue? or was it that he didnt have a 2nd gear anymore?...
clowo16v
19-12-2005, 22:00
He summoned all his brain cells, farted, and then said.....
...shit, is that Lunner flying overhead in his space travelling RSi. No, it can't be....
... looks like i will have to wear my superman suit and....
...try running the quarter mile faster. At least then I can...
proclaim that all hy-breads are faster then a.....
...rat up a drain pipe...
when all of a sudden 3 mutent....
which was blind and had....
Justin..
19-12-2005, 22:51
battered broom sticks and dustbin lids that were.....
previously used by Garry Glitter as a sex aid....
Which brings us onto northy.........
craig100
20-12-2005, 07:29
the man from outta..........
...Outta - a new plannet where people dont drive their cars! :P
clowo16v
20-12-2005, 11:31
:P is the international emoticon for going down on a bird, which is better than......
going out for a christmas drink with bigHp
as that would mean putting miles on... the Skoda
as used by james bond, was the same as...
The man from alantis, who in his ultimate wisdom..
clowo16v
20-12-2005, 13:36
...finally established than a Williams is better than a 205 GTI....
but can't match the corner exit speed of the RSI
obviously! the RSi's are just soooo good! Furthermore....
a Subaru Impreza is the choice for the discerning gentleman (oh the irony...)
...who like ham and cheese baguettes....
clowo16v
20-12-2005, 16:40
...and group male fisting....
sessions with 182 owners :wink: becuz 182s....
clowo16v
20-12-2005, 17:28
...make Boy George look masculine...
looking females in the face, and say...
corr blimey guv, u got a right pair of.......
Testosterone Induced Texting Service usually results in..........
williams clio lads thinkin there cars are rarer than the naples :D .....
Owners always dream of owning a williams, I did.....
fasterthanjesus
21-12-2005, 12:07
the bath, and then we all ate ice cream....
..whilst reading the bible...
fasterthanjesus
21-12-2005, 13:48
which is a crap book. because we know what happens in the middle chapter, god tells jesus that hes his dad, he cuts his hand off and jesus escapes....
Scott-16v!
21-12-2005, 14:02
then people obsess over him for a few thousand years, in false hope that..
fasterthanjesus
21-12-2005, 14:07
jimmy krankie is really a boy.
but even though Stan is boring it was nowhere near the end as...
it was the end now, with no comebackies (lol)
fasterthanjesus
21-12-2005, 15:20
yes, it was the end (of part one). now, part two in a 456 part series....
PMSL!!!!
ok , part 2!
there once lived a tree.....
clowo16v
21-12-2005, 17:12
...that had half a knee....
and daily it got a good soakin in dog pee
and stung several times by a bee
all becasue of his damn knee...coincidentally, the tree....he didnt like peas...
think stans been smokin weed, screaming for the whales to be freed
....can the whales be freed? can i succeed??...
now he's takin speed wearing his x-mas tweed
went right thru him and he peed
he let rip so hard it made him bleed
clowo16v
21-12-2005, 19:48
..or was that just the bumsex, given by Nick Read
*only name that rhymes lol*
Read my lips, "give this a kiss"
...said BigHP about his fist to some poor bloke pissed on the street, who was only trying to hug him... :lol:
saw the cctv camera, found the tape and doctered it on windows movie maker....
because it is chrimbo, where santa and his bitchies fly all......
up to carlisle on a regular basis...£37 return...
£45 family ticket - then were made aware this story isnt really going anywhere.....
...tree, as some yanky doodle dandy lumber jack was bored, mean while in the bat cave...
Northy and Andy were polishing there Williams's........
and everyone stood in total amazment as...
....Northy declared his car was a fake, whilst eating some steak
at the same time as drownin in a lake...
Justin..
22-12-2005, 14:41
he felt he needed a break.......
But then he came upon a sight that made him salivate...
Justin..
22-12-2005, 14:56
which was purple sun's avatar......
... avatar's boots. Northy wonders if they would improve his heel & toeing as well as his ...
Justin..
22-12-2005, 15:43
10'' stiletto's.........
and full length drag skirt including......
Justin..
22-12-2005, 15:54
thigh high stockings.......
clowo16v
22-12-2005, 16:18
....a partridge in a pear tree....
...was the last thing they expected to see...
after all, they were only polishing their cars......but they thought to themselves...
Justin..
22-12-2005, 19:03
i hope they dont shit on my car .........
clowo16v
22-12-2005, 19:06
..while the competiotion for "who is the best lord" is in progress...
...im going to reminisce on "whats been my best turd of 2005" whilst listening to Carly Simmons, nobody does it better....
...'s nan, who makes the best chocolate muffins in the business...
grabbed the polish, and started sucking...
all the helium from the ballons so he could....
Give the squeakiest blow job ever received.......
Justin..
25-12-2005, 01:02
after he began to.........
phone dale winton to see if he is available for...
Andyvalver
25-12-2005, 12:52
Christmas day sex at his house...
Justin..
25-12-2005, 13:01
with rudolph and his big red ...............
Snow hanging off like a fat birds tits..........
so low she can play football with them and...
Justin..
27-12-2005, 17:55
dribble like an old man that's..........
forgot how to swallow....a bit like...
....an old porn actress I once knew...
Called Big Bouncin Bob....
...which was an odd name, considering SHE was an actRESS, still....
she hadnt got the full op yet so was still classed as a man...
with both big bouncing bobs between......
Newcastle and New York...
which had been completly wipped of the map by....
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