View Full Version : Is driving/owning your car better than Sex?
lie detector in place for all posts! :lol:
Scott-16v!
14-12-2005, 13:13
:-k errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......................no :lol: :P
Mooseman
14-12-2005, 13:16
Not when you are driving your car whilst having sex :lol:
Better control for one and not so much for the other :D
MatBrown
14-12-2005, 13:34
I can normally drive my car for longer than 5 minutes at a time!
Mat.
Erm drivin the car.... NO! C'in my car for the 1st time afta bein at the bodyshop... a definate YES...!
But obviously it depends on the person ur havin sex wiv!!! :D
I'm not answering this one for fear of my girlfriend seeing the answer :P
Mooseman
14-12-2005, 14:24
I'm not answering this one for fear of my girlfriend seeing the answer :P
think you've answered it already mate :lol:
fasterthanjesus
14-12-2005, 14:31
1. my car never has a headache.
2. my car is only a turn of a key away.
3. my car doesnt complain about how dirty it gets.
4. my wife only gets dirty on my birthday or xmas !
ftj
i'd imagine a trackday is more fun than married sex. lol
clowo16v
14-12-2005, 17:02
NO lol but i'm at uni different lass every nite :lol:
See ya
Matt
craig100
14-12-2005, 17:12
1. my car never has a headache.
2. my car is only a turn of a key away.
3. my car doesnt complain about how dirty it gets.
4. my wife only gets dirty on my birthday or xmas !
ftj
pmsl :lol:
Different bird every nite... thats awful! Obviously aint found one good enuf 2 av every nite!
Get that Avatar back up or I will come over to the UK and smack your bottom :P
Mooseman
14-12-2005, 17:52
haha sounds good to me when you are at uni :wink:
Yep and the lie detector didnt even flash when he posted. :D
I took the picture off coz of all the people who were moanin! Now i'm not 'tryin to get any attention' as apparently i was before showin my picture!! Sorry guys!
Clio Babe..Totally confused :? Who was moaning that you were trying to get too much attention?...I think it nice to see a pretty face that's all...just plain normal I guess :wink:
Not naming anyone! Come on u dont need 2 c my pic... u all know wot i look like now! :)
Mooseman
14-12-2005, 18:32
Nothing wrong with some eye candy to soften the car stuff :wink:
Wiliams-jr, you have a lot to answer for :x
:wink:
Wiliams-jr, you have a lot to answer for :x
:wink:
Actually i think it was me :oops:
*runs*
In answer to the question, i wouldn't know i'm a virgin O:)
:wink:
WARNING WARNING.A LIE HAS BEEN POSTED!
NO lol but i'm at uni different lass every nite :lol:
See ya
Matt
get an AIDS test :wink:
Andyvalver
14-12-2005, 19:54
Possibly driving my car is better :oops: and my car is cheaper to run than a women lol.
If its got tits or wheels its gonna cost you money either way :wink:
Wiliams-jr, you have a lot to answer for :x
:wink:
Actually i think it was me :oops:
*runs*
In answer to the question, i wouldn't know i'm a virgin O:)
:wink:
Oops, sorry Jr :oops: :)
lol i didnt say she was lookin for attention! i said i would prefer pics of her clio than her.
she can put up pics of herself if she wants...like she cares what any of us think
and to answer the question....depends who ur havin sex with
Jodie Marsh? sex is better
Thatch? clio, clio clio clio!!!!!!
wilyolddave
15-12-2005, 00:01
:D Sex with my beautiful wife is better............
........Bollox! Only kidding the car wins every time!!!!!!!!!!! :wink:
(shit hope she dont read this!!!)
lewis_willy2
15-12-2005, 01:41
If its got tits or wheels its gonna cost you money either way :wink:
was told this when first staring driving, and oh so true
lewis_willy2
15-12-2005, 01:41
If its got tits or wheels its gonna cost you money either way :wink:
was told this when first starting driving, and oh so true
clowo16v
15-12-2005, 03:44
LOL i'm only messin I had a bird for the first couple of months but we split up so for the last month of so ive been shaggin about. Also practiced the "theory" on how to pull stunners when ur an ugly cunt, basically involving their slightly less good looking mate, an all nite sesh and hoping they tell their stunning mate about it lol. (or their mate hears u, as was the case the other day lol)
Works a treat :lol:
See ya
Matt
Andyvalver
15-12-2005, 12:01
What kind of an answer is that? ^^^ Is your missus there? lol
i've got a theory for me! If i had an escort cossie, an evo or jus a clio wiv a 1.8 or 2 litre engine then maybe drivin it wud b better than sex! :D
Makes sense dont it!
i can drive my car wenever i want...it never moans or robs me of money 'to get its fukkin hair done' for the 20th time this month
on the downside.....it cant wash up or cook.......lol
hmmmmmm
toughie.........
plastic plates n micro meals it is for me then......if the mrs reads this lol
Andyvalver
15-12-2005, 12:13
i've got a theory for me! If i had an escort cossie, an evo or jus a clio wiv a 1.8 or 2 litre engine then maybe drivin it wud b better than sex! :D
Makes sense dont it!
Thats spot on young lady. I hear going out and having sex with the owners of 1.8 16v clio's is just as good though :shock:
:wink:
oh really! wel i wudnt know if thats correct or not! maybe i'll jus av 2 take ur word 4 it! Actually i have had sex wiv a guy who owns a williams an i think havin sex in the back of that williams was probably better than drivin my car!
fasterthanjesus
15-12-2005, 12:50
handbrake gets in the way imho.
:oops:
Andyvalver
15-12-2005, 12:50
8) But was it better for him than driving his car? Did you ask him? if not, why not? lol :wink:
Only messin btw :wink:
Andyvalver
15-12-2005, 12:51
handbrake gets in the way imho.
:oops:
Do it in the back mate pull the lever and make the front seats tilt up. Plenty of room then 8)
I waas suprised at how much room there was! Handbrake dont get in the way wen ur in the back!
I didnt ask him! An i dont c him ne more! Only met him twice! He lived miles away round the M25 so used 2 meet up half way!
I waas suprised at how much room there was! Handbrake dont get in the way wen ur in the back!
I didnt ask him! An i dont c him ne more! Only met him twice! He lived miles away round the M25 so used 2 meet up half way!
lol...tart
Nothing wrong with that!
Cudnt b travellin 45 minutes round the M25 much more than twice!
sex in the car is poo. i found that on the particular occassion there wasnt enough room. id prefer to w8 till i got home. or stop off at a picnic resort lol
fasterthanjesus
15-12-2005, 15:19
travel inns are better than back of car.
funny true story.
whilst on my travels, i took a bird back back to an ibis in swindon. i sneaked her in for a night of passion.
on the way out in the morning, i was paying my bill and i noticed it was 3.50 more expensive. i asked why it was 3.50 more, and the receptionist looked at the girl to my right (still in party dress).
i looked her up and down and said, "she wasnt worth 3.50".
:P
^^^ That is sooo mean!
Sex in the car is good... except 4 wen u bash ur head on the ceiling! Its fun wen ur sumwhere people cud easily catch u like in a layby on a main road!
clio babe do u happen to leave ur car head lamps on when in a lay-by which u may 'easily be caught' in/at :wink:
lol
It werent in my car! But nah dont think he left em on! I wudnt leave mine on! :D
Scott-16v!
15-12-2005, 15:45
i though you were supposed to just flash the headlights a few times but leave the interior light on? :wink: :P
(not that i'd know :lol:)
well u obviously know more than me!!! :P
and dont u leave ur window down to let ppl know u want them to join lol
fasterthanjesus
15-12-2005, 16:09
"williams clio.co.uk" welcome to the off topic dogging forum.
clowo16v
15-12-2005, 16:36
I cud barely fit in the back of my Clio kept banging my head. A bird who I knows 206gti was a lot better one push of a handle and the front seat is all the way back and they've got easywipe leather hahaha.
See ya
Matt
God knows wot u blokes do! wiv a bird on top all u gota do is sit in the back seat with plenty of room! Blimey it aint rocket science!!!!!!
Andyvalver
15-12-2005, 17:20
Think you should show us what you mean :? whens the next meet? :wink:
oh ha ha! I'm sure ur ALL very capable of usin ur imagination an minds!!
Andyvalver
15-12-2005, 17:27
:lol: :wink:
Mooseman
16-12-2005, 09:39
oh really! wel i wudnt know if thats correct or not! maybe i'll jus av 2 take ur word 4 it! Actually i have had sex wiv a guy who owns a williams an i think havin sex in the back of that williams was probably better than drivin my car!
this is intriguing .... a while ago my brother, young mooseman, borrowed my williams to go and meet a young lady for a quickie .... did not find out until months later mind you otherwise the lending would have ended sharpish ..... I'll have to ask him about this later :wink:
^^^ he he he! R u from southend?!?!?! :D :oops:
:shock: Mooseman - your brother had sex in my car??!!
Anyway - must come clean, car looses every time :P
Depends on the woman, at this present time the 182 is just edging it!!! But that can change!!!
Mooseman
17-12-2005, 07:01
^^^ he he he! R u from southend?!?!?! :D :oops:
Oh Clio babe .... this is not looking good heeheee young mooseman is providing some interesting information :wink:
Mooseman
17-12-2005, 08:08
sorry Jan ... thats a yes heehee :lol:
(but its not your car anymore so its not so bad)
Oh really... ask him if he's visited Junction 15 since!!! :)
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