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Mooseman
29-11-2005, 17:45
A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.



"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.



"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the

railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to

the tracks, like in the movies. I went and cut her free and

took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored

big time!



We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on

top, sometimes her on top!"



"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky s*d. Was she pretty?"



"I dunno, I never found her head."

Jan
29-11-2005, 17:50
:shock: Do all of these "stories" actually happen to you mooseman?

northy
29-11-2005, 17:50
PMSL @ jan

MrAtego
30-11-2005, 15:29
Thought you meant Crouch had scored for Liverpool ;)

Andyvalver
30-11-2005, 15:30
:lol: