Mooseman
29-11-2005, 17:45
A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the
railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, like in the movies. I went and cut her free and
took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored
big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on
top, sometimes her on top!"
"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky s*d. Was she pretty?"
"I dunno, I never found her head."
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the
railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, like in the movies. I went and cut her free and
took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored
big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on
top, sometimes her on top!"
"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky s*d. Was she pretty?"
"I dunno, I never found her head."