Mooseman
18-10-2005, 15:18
You gotta love this guy... This is an apparent true story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University in the States. It was in the local Newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on his tv show.
It was a large wedding with about 300 guests. At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the wedding party. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support him and his new wife at their wedding. He wanted to thank the bride's family and especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him - taped to the bottom of every guest's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelopes now.
Inside was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, watching the guest's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "See ya later, I'm outta here!!"
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about this affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, humiliating the bride and best man in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless.
"There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD"
It was a large wedding with about 300 guests. At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the wedding party. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support him and his new wife at their wedding. He wanted to thank the bride's family and especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him - taped to the bottom of every guest's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelopes now.
Inside was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, watching the guest's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "See ya later, I'm outta here!!"
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about this affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, humiliating the bride and best man in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless.
"There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD"