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j3ned
04-10-2005, 11:40
http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?t=95163

You Williams gay boys up for this or will the salt air damage your paint work ?? :D

FlamingMonkey
04-10-2005, 11:46
Reckon your car will make it there this time :wink:

northy
04-10-2005, 11:49
lol - he will be stuck both ways in what ever car he brings.

GazTwo
04-10-2005, 12:01
Sounds really GAY.....should be ok for it though.... :)

j3ned
04-10-2005, 12:35
The new illuminous displays at the lights hanging above the road, show lots of clio williams's doing 14.6 & 14.9 quarter mile times and the owners jumping up and down outside the car in anger because they cannot beat the 14.0 barrier - there are some good ones with the owners polishing there cars as well but not actually using them :wink:

northy
04-10-2005, 13:09
News just in at Williams headquarters.

Yet again without fail j3ned doesn’t disappoint on the N/Wests year visit to Blackpool.

Last year we had the old trick of loosing a wheel whilst on the motorway, a tried and tested method of being a puff at a meet and crying off the fun and games.

We have also had the 'my cars broken' at the monthly 1/4miling events. (Hey at least a Williams will run a 14.9 all day :lol: )

But for something special - we have now had 'my cars to loud for the track' and ‘I carn’t go on the shoot out as I carn’t get Optimax’ god all the excuses are coming out now!

But for this year Im hoping for something special.... something that’s never been used before, something that will go down in the record books in style.

j3ned
04-10-2005, 13:11
lol - ive already done that mate........you will find out shortly :D

trickyvicx
04-10-2005, 13:12
sounds like this could be a good night out, i am up for it Matt . Not going on my own though might jump in with you yet

northy
04-10-2005, 13:18
lol - ive already done that mate........you will find out shortly :D

Youve bought a williams ? :shock:

FlamingMonkey
04-10-2005, 13:23
hehe Matt loves the Willys http://www.civictype-r.co.uk/phpbb2/images/smiles/ymca%5B1%5D.gif

northy
04-10-2005, 13:27
your more than welcome to ride with me vicx :P

:shock:

j3ned
04-10-2005, 14:00
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/j3ned/lightsblackpool.jpg

northy
04-10-2005, 14:27
arrrr so pretty.

northy
04-10-2005, 15:06
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/northy_com/brakedown.jpg

craig172
04-10-2005, 15:11
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/northy_com/brakedown.jpg


pmsl :D

FlamingMonkey
04-10-2005, 15:33
http://www.coates.eclipse.co.uk/cliott.jpg

northy
04-10-2005, 16:05
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/northy_com/racad.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/northy_com/mat1.jpg

j3ned
04-10-2005, 16:12
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/j3ned/cliorace.jpg

FlamingMonkey
04-10-2005, 16:24
http://www.coates.eclipse.co.uk/cliott2.jpg

FlamingMonkey
04-10-2005, 16:34
http://www.coates.eclipse.co.uk/cliott3.jpg

Martin
04-10-2005, 16:35
PMSL! You hard at work then rob.... :lol:

j3ned
04-10-2005, 16:40
AMAZING NEWS - WORD JUST IN..........CLIO WILLIAMS BREAKS THE 14.0 SEC QUARTER MILE BARRIER


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/j3ned/Picture022.jpg

j3ned
04-10-2005, 16:43
Come on you soft arse bitches - car wont start eh Rob ?? ......i remember that night on the way to ty coes :wink: :D

northy
04-10-2005, 16:47
thats a good one mat,


did you have a nice drive home after 1/4miling on sunday ? You seamed to miss half the afternoons racing !

FlamingMonkey
04-10-2005, 16:48
Come on you soft arse bitches - car wont start eh Rob ?? ......i remember that night on the way to ty coes :wink: :D

hehe :P

Dancliovalver
04-10-2005, 16:48
man u guys mate me laugh, them foto edits are awsome comedy value

northy
04-10-2005, 17:09
The secret of HOW the RAC coloured clio was so quick was discovered when j3neds car failed to breakdown.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/northy_com/williamspowered.jpg

j3ned
04-10-2005, 17:10
man u guys make me come, them foto edits of monkeys mum are awsome comedy value

:shock:

j3ned
04-10-2005, 17:22
I am leaving you guys alone now - i am starting to feel regret about bullying you......i am sorry :wink:

northy
04-10-2005, 17:29
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/northy_com/paper.jpg


The RAC are celebrating tonight after their most valued customer netted them over £100,000,00 in recovery fees.

Power crazed Matt Atherton from Blackburn spent over 10k modifying his ‘sleeper’ Renault Clio, turning it into RAC’s delight.
‘Its those pesky williamsclio boys’ said Atherton 30. ‘There cars are so fast and I’m getting left behind’
Mrs Atherton highlighted this fact after seeing her son off last night on the M65.
‘it’s a standard Williams, when these cars came out in 1993 nothing could touch them, this was proved last night when Mathew was panned’
Mrs Atherton was asked if there was any cars faster than her Williams ?
'Does Pinocchio have a wooden dick ?' she replied.

The Sun will follow the ongoing saga of the 10k clio over the next few months

j3ned
04-10-2005, 17:46
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/j3ned/sunday_sportpisstake.jpg



A NEWSPAPER FROM THE YEAR 2195 AD

Justin..
04-10-2005, 19:28
pmsl, photochops rule

GazTwo
04-10-2005, 19:31
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/j3ned/sunday_sportpisstake.jpg



A NEWSPAPER FROM THE YEAR 2195 AD

FPMSL......class.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

trickyvicx
04-10-2005, 19:53
I bet you regret posting anything now Matt!! lol i am not saying anything !!, i will let you know matt what i am doing, might want to come down in my car. But if your offering to give me a ride then i might take you up on it hee heee

FlamingMonkey
04-10-2005, 22:56
http://www.coates.eclipse.co.uk/cliott4.jpg

trickyvicx
05-10-2005, 08:40
Haa haaa :lol: got to admit that is funny!!! made me smile :D

j3ned
05-10-2005, 08:44
I bet you regret posting anything now Matt!! lol i am not saying anything !!, i will let you know matt what i am doing, might want to come down in my car. But if your offering to give me a ride then i might take you up on it hee heee


That can be arranged Vicky - we may have to wait around for a few minutes once we arrive at Blackpool..........give the others chance to catch up :wink:

trickyvicx
05-10-2005, 08:52
haa haaaa, might go in my beast yet though but i will let you know. More than likely i will ride with you ! but you got to behave i know what your like :wink:

dannyt
05-10-2005, 09:10
this is great, keeping me well entertained!

Whens the cruise?

j3ned
05-10-2005, 09:15
haa haaaa, might go in my beast yet though but i will let you know. More than likely i will ride with you ! but you got to behave i know what your like :wink:


:shock: :D

northy
05-10-2005, 09:46
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/northy_com/lager1.jpg

j3ned
05-10-2005, 10:24
THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD !!!! own all there albums including the infamous "pet sounds" :D

Most of the Beach boys tunes are about Drag racing - bet ya didnt know that !! check out the lyrics to this tune, one of there most famous ones

Tach it up, tach it up
Buddy gonna shut you down
It happened on the strip where the road is wide
Two cool sharps standin side by side superstock
Yeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a four-thirteen (dodge ram 413)
Were revvin' up our engines and it sounds real mean
Tach it up, tach it up
Buddy gonna shut you down
Declinin' numbers at an even rate
At the count of one we both accelerate
My Stingray is light the slicks are startin' to spin
But the four-thirteen's really diggen' in
Gotta be cool now power shift here we go
Superstock Dodge is winding out in low
But my fuel injected Stingray's really startin' to go
I'm gettin' the traction I'm ridin' the clutch
My pressure plate's burnin' that machine's too much
Pedal's to the floor hear the dual quads drink
And now the four-thirteen's lead is startin' to shrink
He's hot with ram induction but it's understood
I got a fuel injected engine sittin' under my hood
Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down




Beach Boys lyrics


Listen to these lyrics lads - may help you on the strip !! :wink:

northy
05-10-2005, 10:31
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/northy_com/snapshot.jpg

trickyvicx
05-10-2005, 12:26
Can see who is working hard today !!! is this what you do all day Matt ?? lol

j3ned
05-10-2005, 12:37
lol @ vicky ......... other than pulling my pudding :D

trickyvicx
05-10-2005, 12:44
wish i could do that! only come on here on my dinner ! :( there is too many people in our office looking at my screen !

Mattie
05-10-2005, 14:18
so is this meet actually goin ahed? lol

northy
05-10-2005, 14:43
:shock:

i dont know if i want to now.

trickyvicx
05-10-2005, 19:01
Hope it is still going ahead i have that week off work so it will be good to go for a night out! and i enjoyed it last year when i went, just to think i was only dreaming then of owning a 172 and now i have one :lol:

trickyvicx
06-10-2005, 13:04
i wont be going at this rate, doesnt look like many people are going ! :oops:

northy
10-10-2005, 10:43
Im still doing this

j3ned
northy
andy
GazTwo
Scott172

Mattie
10-10-2005, 12:21
wots the date of this meet agen ? :?

GazTwo
10-10-2005, 12:23
wots the date of this meet agen ? :?

Friday 14th October (This Week)

Mattie
10-10-2005, 14:30
this week! :shock:

dont think i can make it then :(

northy
10-10-2005, 14:45
Monkey, jesus ? you still up for this ?

Maz
10-10-2005, 17:18
Don't seem like many people Norhty :o

Total list below off here and CS (12), there were miles more people at the NW Meet....

j3ned
northy
cliovicky
adtmits
yzfr6
GazTwo
Scott + Zo
Mazza
Dave Cli02
andy
Gaztwo
Scott172

What time people meeting and where ??? :D

J o n
10-10-2005, 17:30
cant afford the petrol... someone else can pay it and i'll go tho... lol

Winston
10-10-2005, 18:09
Unsure yet........Im a maybe

Loobie_lou
10-10-2005, 19:23
j3ned
northy
cliovicky
adtmits
yzfr6
GazTwo
Scott + Zo
Mazza
Dave Cli02
andy
Gaztwo
Scott172
loobie+winston

Jan
10-10-2005, 20:50
pmsl @ the photoshops in this thread! quality :D

Winston
11-10-2005, 00:28
Forgot to add this thread is funny as foooooook

Looks like im in :)

Plattsy
11-10-2005, 06:43
lol top thread, might take the night off work.
What time we meetin there and whereabouts?

northy
11-10-2005, 08:31
j3neds organinsing the meeting place

j3ned
11-10-2005, 08:50
ok - everyone remembers the Boatyard Inn pub from last weeks meet, its a nice mid way meet for everyone so we will meet there at 7pm

Boatyard Inn M65 jct 3 7pm

j3ned
11-10-2005, 08:51
who keepes changing the subtitle under my name ???? think someone is hacking into my user code ???

Maz
11-10-2005, 15:04
Gaz, can I follw you again as you and Northy were driving like nutters and I still don't know the way :oops: lol

northy
11-10-2005, 16:49
yep - see you there guys.

Plattsy
11-10-2005, 18:30
i dont know it but ill try and find it lol.

craig172
11-10-2005, 22:42
i should be able to make it just have to drop the girlfreind off at work in manchester for 7.00 then have a very fast drive over. lol

dannyt
12-10-2005, 08:44
I might try and make this one guys, what time we meeting and where?

j3ned
12-10-2005, 08:47
ok - everyone remembers the Boatyard Inn pub from last weeks meet, its a nice mid way meet for everyone so we will meet there at 7pm

Boatyard Inn M65 jct 3 7pm


HERE

dannyt
12-10-2005, 10:27
Will you be coming down the M55, as it's easier for me to meet you there, saves driving there to come back to Blackpool!

j3ned
12-10-2005, 10:47
no were gonna drive through preston and st annes mate

dannyt
12-10-2005, 13:48
well you could end up picking me up on the way, as I live in Lytham, northy give us a bell when your going through Preston or Warton mate!

Cheers

Danny

MrAtego
12-10-2005, 17:43
Go on, why not, as long as I finish work early enough. Its a night out :)

northy
12-10-2005, 17:48
ok mate - i'll ring ya.

Loobie_lou
15-10-2005, 01:35
Hi all just got home from this little trip and i could sit here n type had a great time good 2 see people but to be honest it was fcukin sh*t where do i start with my little rant the point of a convoy is 2 stay together n not fcuk off leavin people behind

next part *Anyone fancy a blast over to the LIGHTS say next friday the 14th october - maybe find a bar and have some FOOD and a beer ??.....*

was i wrong thinking that we was going to a BLACKPOOL LIGHT CRUISE to see the lights or 2 drive round like knobs half the nite not get any fcukin food not see the lights and so on the only fun time i had was when i was hangin out the door pullin the tape of winstons sunroof as i was hot and ma boobs nearly fell out well neway next time someone decides to do somethin organise it properly think thats all for now bye x :lol:

j3ned
15-10-2005, 09:15
You should keep up with the traffic instead of distracting winston & slowing him down by sucking his cock

Maz
15-10-2005, 09:31
Lol @ j3ned :lol:

I ddn't get in until around 1am either but we decided to go to the dredded McDonalds for some food cause we were starving and someone decided to go the long route home via god knows where ending up in preston lol :lol:

I really enjoyed the meet eventhough we didn't get food early on and see all the lights, it was a good laugh and good to catch up with people again 8)

Northy - hope your foot is ok fella :wink:

Loobie_lou
15-10-2005, 11:14
You should keep up with the traffic instead of distracting winston & slowing him down by sucking his cock
i wasnt i just dont wish 2 be killed when i had my first crasdh in my clio it scared shit out of me n i havnt liked drivin fast since then

j3ned
15-10-2005, 11:18
noticed you didnt object about playing the pink Hobo :wink:

northy
20-10-2005, 13:11
heeheee, my foots fine maz...no problem.

After we all left me and the tonester drove through the lights on our own - was very pretty.

Sorry to hear your boobs were struggling lou !

Winston
20-10-2005, 15:25
No cock sucking antics

Lucky for me my dash lights weren't working ....So we could just about keep pace :twisted:

Loobies fear of speed could easy be sorted with a quick ride in the clio TT :P :wink:

Loobie_lou
20-10-2005, 15:41
Loobies fear of speed could easy be sorted with a quick ride in the clio TT :P :wink:

I think you will find that would make me worse n i dont think matt would wanna hear me screamin slow down n gettin punched in his balls if he dont :twisted: