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Winston
02-03-2005, 14:41
As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls
up along side. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and
knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi,
my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load." The trucker
ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for
another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car,
runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is
Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head,
the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third
red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde
gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker
lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are
losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs
up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm
driving a f**king gritter!"

KingStromba
02-03-2005, 14:45
LOL

big hp
02-03-2005, 16:40
PMSL

Irish Nut
02-03-2005, 18:07
Mint.