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fab
18-08-2005, 17:55
you know you have it when..

1.you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat wondering how your gonna sort your speedlines out.
2.you start to hear imaginary noises whilst out driving.
3.sometomes you wish you had more power and sometimes you go ooh la la!
4.you leg it into work to logon to the forum and you leg it home to do the same.
5.you cant live with it and you cant live without it.

KingStromba
18-08-2005, 18:27
you know you have it when..

1.you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat wondering how your gonna sort your speedlines out.
2.you start to hear imaginary noises whilst out driving.
3.sometomes you wish you had more power and sometimes you go ooh la la!
4.you leg it into work to logon to the forum and you leg it home to do the same.
5.you cant live with it and you cant live without it.


:shock:

edde
18-08-2005, 18:32
Also
You get upset when you cannot find a matching paint and then think about painting other unrelated items to match the cars colour (I'm going to paint the jack and trailer if I find the right paint colour).

Slithers
18-08-2005, 18:33
Also your shit turns a monaco blue colour

Lunner
18-08-2005, 19:11
You become obsessive and stay up till 2/3am working on the car

Zollo
18-08-2005, 19:13
Number 2 sounds very familiar to me :roll:

LEIGH-ANNE
18-08-2005, 19:14
LOL im pretty much the same too

Laying awake, and trailing through the internet trying to find things to make the willy go faster

Slithers
18-08-2005, 19:35
LOL im pretty much the same too

Laying awake, and trailing through the internet trying to find things to make the willy go faster

Glue a load of oompa loompas to the underside of your car by the tops of their heads and make them run evrytime you start the car, i reackon 10 or so would make the equivilant of 5 or 7 bhp.

LEIGH-ANNE
18-08-2005, 19:51
''now i want one of those daddy''

LOL or for only 5 - 7 bhp mite just invest £30 in a de-cat, prob the easier option :lol:

Zollo
18-08-2005, 19:56
But those little pot-bellied munchkins would weigh at least 280 kilos between them. That'd cancel out the 7-8bhp their tiny little legs could muster.

I would like to suggest one thousand tinkerbells. Made from lightweight composites and an class leading wing span, they enjoy a much better power to weight ratio.

LEIGH-ANNE
18-08-2005, 19:58
FAIRY!! :D

LEIGH-ANNE
18-08-2005, 19:59
HAHA was wondering how they could weigh 280 bhp??!!!!!!!

Zollo
18-08-2005, 20:05
Too slow :wink:

Slithers
18-08-2005, 20:07
But those little pot-bellied munchkins would weigh at least 280 kilos between them. That'd cancel out the 7-8bhp their tiny little legs could muster.

I would like to suggest one thousand tinkerbells. Made from lightweight composites and an class leading wing span, they enjoy a much better power to weight ratio.

Not necessarily, if you feed them enough negative weight chocolate (which wonka no doubt makes), you could get the overall weight down completely, may even result in weight reduction.

LEIGH-ANNE
18-08-2005, 20:07
:lol:

LEIGH-ANNE
18-08-2005, 20:09
if no sumthing i dont and wonka makes a chocolate that reduces weight then tell me :evil:








lol, only kidding

Slithers
18-08-2005, 20:16
if no sumthing i dont and wonka makes a chocolate that reduces weight then tell me :evil:








lol, only kidding

Yep its called "wonkas compressed eggnog whipple scumdiddlyumptious delight" its garnished with a pork pie as well, for the added chunder factor.

LEIGH-ANNE
18-08-2005, 20:18
ohhh sounds nice (sticking fingers down throat)



hhmmm, smilie i wanted didnt cum up

Purple
19-08-2005, 02:17
1) Always looking for the perfect line to the supermarket down the road.
2) Always worrying about front/rear tyre pressure ratio.
3) Checking the oil/water dials more often than looking at the road.

Enid
19-08-2005, 07:26
1) Always looking for the perfect line to the supermarket down the road.
2) Always worrying about front/rear tyre pressure ratio.
3) Checking the oil/water dials more often than looking at the road.

Number 3 is so so true lol. I wish those dials wern't there they make me paranoid!!!

NickFr
19-08-2005, 07:36
Or you find yourself curled up in a foetal position moaning quietly with your thumb in your mouth regressing to childhood because your forthcoming invoice for yet more work on your pride and joy has sent you over the edge of sanity......

David
19-08-2005, 10:42
Nickr you hit the nail on the head there mate !!!!

Tickled me that !!! lololo :lol:

Andyvalver
19-08-2005, 13:30
1) Always looking for the perfect line to the supermarket down the road.
2) Always worrying about front/rear tyre pressure ratio.
3) Checking the oil/water dials more often than looking at the road.

Number 3 is so so true lol. I wish those dials wern't there they make me paranoid!!!

Number 3 is the one for me too. Wonder what its like to drive a car without oil temp/pressure dials :shock:

Enid
19-08-2005, 13:33
1) Always looking for the perfect line to the supermarket down the road.
2) Always worrying about front/rear tyre pressure ratio.
3) Checking the oil/water dials more often than looking at the road.

Number 3 is so so true lol. I wish those dials wern't there they make me paranoid!!!

Number 3 is the one for me too. Wonder what its like to drive a car without oil temp/pressure dials :shock:

It would be great, I could keep my eyes on the road :shock:

Andyvalver
19-08-2005, 13:35
Lol, I also tap the dials to make sure im getting the correct reading :shock:

Enid
19-08-2005, 13:38
Lol, I also tap the dials to make sure im getting the correct reading :shock:

Now thats bordering on obssesive!! :lol:

Purple
19-08-2005, 14:08
That's not obsessive at all.

Putting small masking tape "guides" on the dials, so your friend can babysit the car properly while your away on long holiday. Now, that's obsessive.

Umm... so I am told. :)

Andyvalver
19-08-2005, 14:08
Enid....:roll: I know. Doctors on monday :oops: