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big hp
24-02-2005, 21:54
seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

1st was a butcher smart with wit,using his knife he gave it a slit.
2nd was a carpenter strong and bold, with hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.
3rd was a taylor tall and thin,by using red velvet he lined it within.
4th was a hunter short and stout, with a piece of foxfur he lines it without.
5th was a fisherman nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
6th was a preacher whos name was mcgee,touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
last came a sailor a dirty little runt, he sucked it and f***ed it and called it a c**t

KingStromba
24-02-2005, 22:08
PMSL

Irish Nut
25-02-2005, 15:13
LMAO! :D