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05-07-2010, 23:04
thought id share this with you all. was quite amusing if somewhat shocking......and i dont shock easily lol
as some of you will know, i work for the water board, i specialise in pinpointing leaks on property at the moment, boring but nearly pays the bills.
anyway.....turned up at a house in bury today, explained to the customer that they had a leak on their property and could i have access to their rear yard/property to investigate. the woman with the keys to the access i needed was out and would be back in half an hour. so i thought id sit and wait. 10 mins later the woman turns up, asked me if i wanted to come in.....and if i was broad minded....a kinda strange thing to say i thought......until i got in there.
lmao.
what happened in the next couple of hours was quite an eye opener.....
whilst locating the internal stop tap, the kind lady offered me a brew, which i accepted of course...i had to move a wardrobe, which was sat in a room full of old gear, tables etc, the aforementioned wardrobe happened to be full of clothes, which the lady said i could empty....pvc/rubber catsuits/nurses uniforms etc etc etc...lots of thigh high boots in various materials ....whilst moving the wardrobe i almost got hit on the head by the biggest vibro iv ever seen, complete with cable and a mains plug on the end....fair enough i thought, horses for courses etc.
then the lady turns up with my brew, whilst drinking this, a very attractive young lady walks out of a room down the corridor...... starkers.....which was a very pleasant sight i must admit lol......she left the door of the room shed just come out of slightly open, and in there was a guy handcuffed to a leather hospital bed type thing, with full on gimp mask/gag the works....she re-entered the room and started whipping this poor guy with a cat o nine tails.....
i didnt know where to look tbh.
anyway, long story short, woman with the keys was called julia, woman in the room called sheba.....julia, obviously the mistress of the house ....heres the link lol
www.manchesterdungeons.com
was an eye opener for sure......i was then shown round the 'dungeons' and the school room, and the doctors surgery......and mistress julia then forced me to take her no. and the addy to her website lol.
needless to say....i didnt pinpoint the leak.....so will have to return lmao.
as some of you will know, i work for the water board, i specialise in pinpointing leaks on property at the moment, boring but nearly pays the bills.
anyway.....turned up at a house in bury today, explained to the customer that they had a leak on their property and could i have access to their rear yard/property to investigate. the woman with the keys to the access i needed was out and would be back in half an hour. so i thought id sit and wait. 10 mins later the woman turns up, asked me if i wanted to come in.....and if i was broad minded....a kinda strange thing to say i thought......until i got in there.
lmao.
what happened in the next couple of hours was quite an eye opener.....
whilst locating the internal stop tap, the kind lady offered me a brew, which i accepted of course...i had to move a wardrobe, which was sat in a room full of old gear, tables etc, the aforementioned wardrobe happened to be full of clothes, which the lady said i could empty....pvc/rubber catsuits/nurses uniforms etc etc etc...lots of thigh high boots in various materials ....whilst moving the wardrobe i almost got hit on the head by the biggest vibro iv ever seen, complete with cable and a mains plug on the end....fair enough i thought, horses for courses etc.
then the lady turns up with my brew, whilst drinking this, a very attractive young lady walks out of a room down the corridor...... starkers.....which was a very pleasant sight i must admit lol......she left the door of the room shed just come out of slightly open, and in there was a guy handcuffed to a leather hospital bed type thing, with full on gimp mask/gag the works....she re-entered the room and started whipping this poor guy with a cat o nine tails.....
i didnt know where to look tbh.
anyway, long story short, woman with the keys was called julia, woman in the room called sheba.....julia, obviously the mistress of the house ....heres the link lol
www.manchesterdungeons.com
was an eye opener for sure......i was then shown round the 'dungeons' and the school room, and the doctors surgery......and mistress julia then forced me to take her no. and the addy to her website lol.
needless to say....i didnt pinpoint the leak.....so will have to return lmao.