Opels suck the sweat off a dead mans balls - Nurburgring '08 [Archive]

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 21:48

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSC00400.jpg

unfortunatly we had a man down 50 mile away from the hotel!!!

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 21:50

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/100_0283.jpg
Bayliss cupping a nurburgring BOOB!!!!!!

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 22:09

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSC00402.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSC00432.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSC00462.jpg

stevie_b

01-08-2008, 22:25

Nice pics. Did the car have to be recovered all the way back to Blighty or did you manage to get it fixed out there? I think I left just as you boys arrived. How was the weather - we had it dry, hot and sunny for most of the weekend with just heavy rain on Sat evening when we were booked on a track walk (still, it was better than driving in it!)

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 22:30

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSCF0374.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSCF0301.jpg

LEIGH-ANNE

01-08-2008, 22:35

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Tut tut.....filth....... :wink: :roll:

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 22:36

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/100_0291.jpg
Camp clan!!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/100_0290.jpg
Holiday Pose Round 36!!!!!

LEIGH-ANNE

01-08-2008, 22:38

Whos who??

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 22:39

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/CIMG0175.jpg
Guess what we've been doing!!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/CIMG0176.jpg

Yes you guessed it right!!!!!!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/CIMG0211.jpg

You can fit more than a Pencil in there!!!!!!

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 22:43

Left to right!

Bayliss, Jon, Coops, Super Geoff, Rob, Stu, Marc, Richy!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/100_0290.jpg

LEIGH-ANNE

01-08-2008, 22:43

no its u i wanted the pic of.......

LEIGH-ANNE

01-08-2008, 22:45

Super Geoff, Rob, Stu, Marc, Richy

Nothing to me unless their usernames lol......just curious :wink:

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 22:59

which one of us you want a pic of, as we're all sat here around the table, would it be this daft cunt??

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSCF0355.jpg

Or

I am Jesus 'hear me roar!!'

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSC00414.jpg

Or this drunk mother ****er!!!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSCF0250.jpg

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 23:07

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSCF0579.jpg

Is this Price right Brucie????

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 23:14

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/100_0279.jpg

Concentration (Camp) Face

LEIGH-ANNE

01-08-2008, 23:17

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSCF0355.jpg

Whos this special one?? :wink:

LEIGH-ANNE

01-08-2008, 23:18

Im thinking the drunk mother ****er is you!

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 23:23

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSC00571.jpg

Winner of a JC5 Gearbox goes to Bidder 114 (nearly got your number) Sorry Coops but its double price now!!

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 23:26

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSCF0355.jpg

Whos this special one?? :wink:

That be Bayliss

And yes he does have a huge trunk!!!

Yes the drunken one is me Monkey!!

LEIGH-ANNE

01-08-2008, 23:30

Thought as much!

Aww hes a cutie aint he? :wink:

stan

01-08-2008, 23:38

nah he's an ugly ****er :D

LEIGH-ANNE

01-08-2008, 23:40

Got a pic of u then? Wonder wot u lot look like often lol :roll:

Matty86

01-08-2008, 23:54

LOL

I have a pic of my clio on the back of an ADAC truck somewhere! :D

however, you failed at dinnertime guests

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z18/Matteh449/n751270245_2790871_3447.jpg

all about having sabine at your table ;)

schakal

01-08-2008, 23:57

lmao :D :lol:

FlamingMonkey

01-08-2008, 23:57

Thought as much!

Aww hes a cutie aint he? :wink:

For sure!

You can just make out his chaeffing arse in the first pic, looks like neopolitan ice cream, white, red and brown in the middle!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e324/flamingmonkey/Ring%2008/DSCF0426.jpg

Below, Richy comparing the size of Bayliss's arse in comparison with the Carousel.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e324/flamingmonkey/Ring%2008/DSC00355.jpg

LEIGH-ANNE

01-08-2008, 23:59

You ever wondered why hes got hes arse out in almost all the pics? :roll:

Silly me......You prob no why tho dont u, bet he loves the c

Im only joking :wink:

FlamingMonkey

02-08-2008, 00:02

You ever wondered why hes got hes arse out in almost all the pics? :roll:

Silly me......You prob no why tho dont u, bet he loves the c

Im only joking :wink:

Your quite right he does love the cock, he has a velcro access panel in most of his shorts for easy access to the rear for loading/un-loading :D

LEIGH-ANNE

02-08-2008, 00:04

He 'cums' along to all the meets then and is used as you bitch 'i take it'?

:wink:

rob-legend

02-08-2008, 00:10

nah he's an ugly f**ker :D

Aye, he is bless him. Haha.

You guys have a good 'un? Set any blistering lap times? :D

Matty86

02-08-2008, 00:44

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSC00400.jpg

unfortunatly we had a man down 50 mile away from the hotel!!!

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p276/endeeci/Nurburgring%20Easter%202008/P1040215.jpg

:D

stevie_b

02-08-2008, 08:33

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/DSC00571.jpg

Oi, put that back! That marks my braking point :lol:

LEIGH-ANNE

02-08-2008, 11:18

nah he's an ugly f**ker :D

Aye, he is bless him. Haha.

:o :roll:

Daz.

02-08-2008, 15:15

Oh dear! did the tub no make it round then???

Bayliss

02-08-2008, 17:45

not quite, actually that was a lie it was fooking miles away!!! about 50 to precise!!!

Daz.

02-08-2008, 17:49

Ahhh the joys of a turbo'd clio - cheese boxes :lol:

So who did the fastest laps then?

schakal

02-08-2008, 18:04

let me get this right .
you go to the best track in europe and come back with
some silly pictures of a waxed arse and man tits ??
very classy indeed :roll:

were there other people having ghey photo shoots
around or were you the special bunch ?? :D

Coops

03-08-2008, 19:31

yes, yes we are :)

northy

03-08-2008, 22:07

great pictures guys....so no broken williams's - get in there lol

Bayliss what can i say - that arse is as smooth as ginas

FlamingMonkey

03-08-2008, 22:15

great pictures guys....so no broken williams's - get in there lol

Bayliss what can i say - that arse is as smooth as ginas

Williams made it there made it back safe and sound with some great laps of the Ring, never missed a beat in the 1,500+ miles it covered 8)

Its a shame for Coops, it was a nearly but not quite moment, next year pal, im sure you enjoyed it still even without the car, im guessing he did the most laps out of the lot of us :P

Bayliss, Richy and Coops are still there, they are coming back tomorrow, we had to get back for work!

I might post some proper pics up soon, that is unless I find more pics of Bayliss's arse or Moobs :D

FlamingMonkey

04-08-2008, 22:12

Ooops just heard we have had another casualty from the boys we left over there, I will let the individual post up the pic :shock:

AA European cover hasn't had so many phone calls :P

Mr.AdamB

04-08-2008, 22:52

Ooops just heard we have had another casualty from the boys we left over there, I will let the individual post up the pic :shock:

AA European cover hasn't had so many phone calls :P

oh dear.... :?

Duli

05-08-2008, 08:16

what happened?

Coops

05-08-2008, 09:21

he'll pop up later i guess, sleeping now bless him think he got in at like 5am today :lol:

richy

05-08-2008, 10:13

was a great holiday, i got in just before 1am! :D

my car covered over 1500mile and managed to make it there/back under its own steam!

mr bayliss has got a few vids from the ring, and one with him chasing rob and another lap with me, im sure he will sort them once hes got up sometime later in the week!

Bayliss

05-08-2008, 12:55

i know it ain't a gret pic but this was about 3 am this morning at Grantham services

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/bayliss064/CIMG0269.jpg

we had quite abit of a giggle coming back especially when i broke down just over the Brussels border so winged it to the ferry and a very nice AA man met me in Dover 3 hours later, nice 8 hour tow home

It's just another CLIO ADVENTURE!!!!

white16valver

05-08-2008, 13:07

Blimey, he looks like a cheery chap!

Better than the miserable bastard that flatbed'd my 11 home from Devon lol

ScottCup

05-08-2008, 13:15

well all i can say Bayliss is you didn't let us down!!! Great well jealous i didn't come on this one, maybe next year Mr Mark but next year maybe on 2 wheels :wink:

Bayliss

05-08-2008, 13:22

aye indeed mr Walsh, i thought u where busy at work anyway u lazy cunt!!! you get that 2 wheeled beast then?

Vids will be up towards the beginning of next week, got alot of editing to do

richy

05-08-2008, 14:09

lol holiday pose FTW! :lol:

Coops

05-08-2008, 14:46

:lol: good lad gettin the pic of pose, olay

rob-legend

05-08-2008, 18:04

unlucky matey!
glad to hear everyone had a good time though, even if it did look slightly gay :? :lol:

FlamingMonkey

05-08-2008, 23:19

FlamingMonkey

05-08-2008, 23:33

Matty86

06-08-2008, 01:55

how many clios set out on this voyage?

Bayliss

06-08-2008, 08:31

FlamingMonkey

06-08-2008, 09:23

mr bayliss has got a few vids from the ring, and one with him chasing rob and another lap with me, im sure he will sort them once hes got up sometime later in the week!

Damn straight, chasing not passing ;)

its only bcos i didn't want my clio ramming off track with your piss poor driving rob, lol

4 set off and only 2 made it back in one piece

haha excuses, you wana get yourself some standard suspension and brakes, you might be able to get past me then ;)

I was sure mine was gonna be the one not to get home, my faith in the old girl is restored, its hard as nails :-)

Chris n`nic

06-08-2008, 10:28

Looks like you had good fun inspite of the breakdowns. I had a random look on the webcam one afternoon...and look who I saw!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/chriscup1/webcam-1.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/chriscup1/webcamrob.jpg

Chris

Matty86

07-08-2008, 00:28

did you bump into someone with an alfa 75?

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=27381&start=13250

top post

Coops

07-08-2008, 09:43

yeah mate, old guy at the services just out of brussels, he seemed sound enough but didnt have any jump leads :lol:

i cant view the post as am not a member but i guess thats him as he mentioned barryboys

Carole Anne

07-08-2008, 12:16

My word what a "cheeky" bunch you are :lol:

Looks like good fun! When I grow up I want to be Sabine!

Carole Anne

richy

07-08-2008, 18:02

did you bump into someone with an alfa 75?

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=27381&start=13250

top post

you will have to copy/paste what he put as not a member!

Matty86

07-08-2008, 22:37

On the way home we bumped into two Brits with old 16v Clios, fully caged up, strut braces, all the clobber on the way home. After telling me how hot their cars were and checking out my standard 75 they asked the same thing, volunteering the information that they'd done a 10.14 and 10.20. So I told them-

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/mound/DSCF0369.jpg

Cue much foot shuffling and the comment, "Yeah, well it's RWD isn't it"

Yeah mate, and it weighs about 200 kg more than your car and only has 8 valves...

Bayliss

07-08-2008, 22:40

i think he's either telling porkies or it was someone else he spoke to bcos we did 9 mins 13 and 9 mins 14 and we didn't talk about lap times only asked for some jump leads. Ironic was same car though

oh and there was 3 of us

Matty86

07-08-2008, 22:43

Can't imagine there being another party of stripped cages clios from the uk on that weekend :P

methinks he's just trying to convince himself (and others) that he has a fast car, bless

Bayliss

07-08-2008, 22:45

maybe, lol bless them kids, lol

richy

07-08-2008, 22:48

lol you will just have to tell him he got his figures mixed up, and show him marks 9.14sec vid! can only think that coops told him the wrong time as i didnt talk to him about lap times at all lol

Matty86

07-08-2008, 23:56

already posted the tictac vid :D

no reply funnily enough ;)

Daz.

08-08-2008, 06:31

Off/on topic - does anyone know if they ever timed a standard willy round the ring?

Coops

08-08-2008, 09:58

yeah was me mate, i told him wrong time, my bad, cheeky ****er tho, shuffling of feet my arse and his car looked like a twin cam to me when he popped the bonnet, pissin oil all over it was

he was meek as a lamb n all, and about 100 years old, keyboard warrior ahoy :roll:

Bayliss

08-08-2008, 10:15

oh so this is your fault then coops, lol

Coops

11-08-2008, 18:31

he's a 94 year old guy who goes on barry boys to boast about a ****ed up old alfa that looks like shit n leaks more oil than yours, whats the issue :wink: