Neighbour rant

[number1]

i Hate my neighbours with a passion, pr1ck keyed my car the other day on one panel ive just been out to polish it out but its too deep and i started taking paint off, the only option now is to get that panel sprayed,
Im So F******G Annoyed i know it was him cos one of my neighbours seen him do it but dont want anything to do with it in case they fall out with him, im So Close right now to going through his front door and beating him to within an inch of his life!!

GRRRRRRRRR

Rant over..

Dave

[drsmith1979]

brake fluid all over his car and then put a webcam up pointing at yours so you can keep tabs on the ****er...

go to your local corner shop, and give a chav £20 to throw a brick through his window...

or even better!

If they have kids ring social services and say you suspect that there are some strange goings on and you have heard rumours from some of the kids that he is 'touching' his children and you just think it would be best to have it investigated... then accidentally take a pic when they arrive and give it to the local paper with the headline... local Paedophile ;o)

or put an add in the local paper with a pic of his car with his home number and say its for sale at a stupid price and to 'ring for details' im on shift work so please call after 12am...

[white16valver]

Take a plastic bag (without holes!), find a freshly laid, creamy dog turd, bag it up and then smear it under his car door handles so he gets a nice surprise ;) :twisted:

[wavy]

weed killer in a washing up bottle and write twat in his lawn
it will show up nice for summer :)

[titcharoony]

place the end of the brake light cable in his petrol tank, when he brakes next at a junction..KABOOM!!!

[AndyFielder]

dot 5 gets my vote!

[Punkymuffin]

buy tin of bright pink house paint and get it chucked over his car better than paint remover coz they have to take all the paint off lol,

On other hand just ring old bill theres a witness even if they dont wana get in volved coz he's your neighbour old bill can just ask him if saw or heard anythin should scare him abit,

I would of bin there and battered him to be honest touchin my car grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :evil:

[u33db]

Paint 'dog killer' over his front window.

[Daz.]

You guys are just all lovely people :lol:

I'd start off small - let his tyre down daily so he thinks he'd got a puncture and had to replace it, then find out stupid he is by doing it to the next and the next etc.. etc...

Then when you know the class of dumbness your dealing with you can start thinking about those fine suggestions above!

[number1]

Thing is, his car is a crappy old escort, wouldnt matter what i did to it, it would just end in more problems

He hasnt got kids so that rule's that one out, however he does seem to have aquired someone else living there as in lodging, and as its a council house i expect he's neglected to mention it to the council.....

I was more thinking, snip temperature sender wire and slit the bottom hose...

[seanofnp]

Just smack him in the face. Simple, effective and tell him if anything else happens to your car your going to have him shot.

Where abouts are ya?

[number1]

miles away from anyone, ive already had him by the throat for being disrespectful towards my mum, think a meeting in a back alley is in order

[seanofnp]

pay a local job was a good one... but if they get caught, you better hope they dont grass you lol

[number1]

beat him black and blue with the old stones in a pillow method, no bruises! hehe

[Lunner]

Lost count of the number of times my neighbor has squared up to me and threatened me, i'm not a violent person unless provoked so just laughed in his face lol

[number1]

Me neither its all over a parking dispute, we both have drives, he choses not to use his and park out on the road because he's a Sh1t driver and cant get in his drive, and there are lots of other residents who we get on with who cant park because of it, he always takes up 2 spaces as well so people cant park to close to him, Every time he goes out i park on the road so he has to park in the garden i have every right to do so as my cars legal, He gets offended by this!

I Feel like buying an old banger and parking it there indefinatley just so he has to park in his driveway, but then again that would leave nowhere for the other residents to park, might just park the hybrid there for a week and let my neighbours whom i get on with use my Driveway

[Bailey_1260]

Council has my vote for starters

[number1]

was Thinking of the rspca "his dog cry's all night long" i think it's being mistreated...

[Wobba]

Just shoot him. My neighbours now live under the freshly laid patio out the back after complaining about me working on my car at night.

[Lunner]

Thing is you start retaliating and it escalated, and you have alot more to loose, ie a nicer car than he does, so you are ultimately end up worse off

[Wobba]

Just out of interest, why would they want to key your car in the first place?

[Purple]

Empty a whole tube of Superglue into the fuel-filler cap lock.

[number1]

read above, parking dispute and being agressive towards my mum

Dave

[titcharoony]

bird egg in the fuel pipe/ will clog injectors. will take the fukker years to work it out!

[seanofnp]

Buy a garage.

[number1]

Building a garage atm, might be a while tho.. its disheartened me that much i feel like spraying my hybrid matt black with aerosol cans, i dont have the money to get the panel done, ive never hurt anyone or done anything bad in my life and all i seem to do is get kicked down when i get somewhere :(

Dave

[105epwr]

Just knock the cunt out,and again if he goes anywhere near ya car! :evil:

[mozzarooni]

Just knock the c**t out,and again if he goes anywhere near ya car! :evil:

Gets my vote, BEAT **** out of him, do it proper, once he knows he cant **** with you, You wont have any come back, If there is come back, Knock **** out of him again mate! Just keep doin it til he gets the message!!!

[Danno]

Just knock the c**t out,and again if he goes anywhere near ya car! :evil:

Gets my vote, BEAT f**k out of him, do it proper, once he knows he cant f**k with you, You wont have any come back, If there is come back, Knock f**k out of him again mate! Just keep doin it til he gets the message!!!

yep. . . . .as above ^

[Punkymuffin]

[quote=105epwr]Just knock the c**t out,and again if he goes anywhere near ya car! :evil:

Gets my vote, BEAT f**k out of him, do it proper, once he knows he cant f**k with you, You wont have any come back, If there is come back, Knock f**k out of him again mate! Just keep doin it til he gets the message!!!

yep. . . . .as above

And disrespecting ya mum he deserves good kickin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maka@shakenbakeracing]

i fitted a prox alarm to one of my cars after one of the neighbour hood kids keyed side of my car.

they where up to it a lot i heard
since the prox has been on, anyone comes near my drive and sets it off im outside ready to rumble.

however people keep away nowadays.


good thing with a prox is, if the neighbours know your having a problem with certain individuals and damage and they hear the alarm, there bound to look.

more witnesses and hopefully a witness with balls and not a wet fanny

[Andyvalver]

Poor a whole bag of sugar into the fuel tank. I saw this at my dads garage and they needed to replace all teh fuel lines, fuel tank, injecters ect.. lol :D

[titcharoony]

set fire to his wife. then laugh.

[Crossers]

Its amazing how silly things like parking disputes and arguements over fence lines etc get so out of hand!

Be the better man, don't retaliate and just crack on. He's clearly a mindless man with no balls, why waste time thinking about his worthless being?

People make themselves ill thinking/dwelling on this stuff. Just ignore him mate, i assure you that'll be the best for you in the long run.

Paul

[number1]

Proximity alarm is a very good idea actually! could just electrically "protect" my car with 240v :D

Ive been calm this time, but i think next time he threatens my mum, my car or any other people in the neighbourhood ill be having another word with him

Everyones said to me, give him a good kicking for it, but knowing my luck i would get a criminal record for it and it just aint worth it for a scratch, i was going to have to do the panels sooner or later to get rid of the arch rust when it comes through, but i will be investing in some fancy clifford prox alarm, that might even stop the local stray cat sleeping on my warm bonnet! lol

Dave