Budji
10-10-2007, 16:25
2 women meet in Heaven:
1st woman: Hi! 'My name is Wanda.'
2nd woman: Hi! 'I'm Sylvia. How did you die?'
1st woman: 'I froze to death.'
2nd woman: 'How horrible!'
1st woman: 'It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?'
2nd woman: 'I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself watching TV.'
1st woman: 'So, what happened?'
2nd woman: 'I was so sure that there was another woman there
somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart attack and died.'
1st woman: 'Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive .
1st woman: Hi! 'My name is Wanda.'
2nd woman: Hi! 'I'm Sylvia. How did you die?'
1st woman: 'I froze to death.'
2nd woman: 'How horrible!'
1st woman: 'It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?'
2nd woman: 'I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself watching TV.'
1st woman: 'So, what happened?'
2nd woman: 'I was so sure that there was another woman there
somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart attack and died.'
1st woman: 'Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive .