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Swervin_Mervin
14-02-2005, 16:56
It seems our resident lush was in 2 of yesterdays tabloids again telling what she got up to with Alan Smith.

Apparently, according to the Sunday Sport, she licked his rusty sherriff's badge, but only 'cos she knew he'd had a shower.

That was after he'd tried to film her giving him a gobble, and him giving her a pearl necklace.

Nice. Classy girl.

Just to fill you in, she was in the News of the World about 4-5 weeks ago saying how he'd done the dirty on her with that one from Girls Aloud. Yesterday's other publication was the Sunday People.

Enid
14-02-2005, 16:58
My kinda bird!!

Swervin_Mervin
14-02-2005, 17:00
http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15183951%26method=full%26siteid=55768% 26headline=soccer%2dace%2dwatched%2dfooty%2das%2dw e%2dmade%2dlove-name_page.html

2 live
14-02-2005, 17:32
any pics of her?

Swervin_Mervin
14-02-2005, 17:35
I've just photocopied the sport article but she's the only one with a scanner, and I can hardly ask her to do it! I'll see what I can do tomorrow morning.

Enid
14-02-2005, 17:42
You work with this girl!!!!!

SUPERB!

Swervin_Mervin
14-02-2005, 17:52
There's lots of rusty sherriff badge jokes. She's highly embarrassed. :P

2 live
14-02-2005, 17:54
lol

dirty tart lol

dannyt
14-02-2005, 18:12
where is it you work again swervin with a busty brunnette working with you??? ex model!!!

Swervin_Mervin
14-02-2005, 18:13
Ex model my arse. She entered herself in an engineering beauty contest and came 2nd! The only modelling photos she's done were paid for by herself for that contest!