Swervin_Mervin
19-05-2005, 14:12
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight.
>She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
>they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine
Gum.
>
>He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
>
>"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
>
>They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out
>the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped
>his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
>Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any
>more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville
>Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
>
>It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
>
>When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
>more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
>Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
>Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.
>
>Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>
>Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
>Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
I laughed! :P
>She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
>they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine
Gum.
>
>He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
>
>"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
>
>They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out
>the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped
>his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
>Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any
>more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville
>Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
>
>It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
>
>When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
>more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
>Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
>Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.
>
>Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>
>Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
>Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
I laughed! :P