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Andyvalver
12-05-2005, 14:36
I lost :lol: Some guy was following me right up my arse in the saab. Pulled up to an island turning right on the dual carridge way. He was up my back end all the way round. CUNT. That was it, on the exit down to 2nd gear and fookin nailed it. he was behind but not losing ground. Into 3rd and he was slowly gaining :shock: These things do 70mph in 2nd though so he was prob still in 2nd as i was in 3rd. I moved over cuz i didnt want the prick slip streaming me(wanted it to be even like) Went into 4th and he went past quite quick. Stayed on him til 120 though and he was about 5 car lengths ahead. Those things are 250bhp but weigh 1600kg. Didnt think i would win but it was good fun. He was some buinsess type of guy.

I NEED A WILLIAMS ENGINE

KingStromba
12-05-2005, 14:45
They are fast cars 60 -100. What you move over for. Brake test the wanker, then accelerate while hes still recovering from swerving. :D

Andyvalver
12-05-2005, 14:46
LOl, Wanted to see if he could pass. Maybe next time :wink:

Lunner
12-05-2005, 14:47
They are fast cars 60 -100. What you move over for. Brake test the wanker, then accelerate while hes still recovering from swerving. :D

LMFAO, thats what left foot braking is for, keep it nailed and brake test him

KingStromba
12-05-2005, 15:04
I like to see their faces when your car rapidly decelerates infront of them. I do it on my push bike all the time.

Had a van following me literally 2 feet away from my rear wheel. Slammed on, and he curbed his front wheels very hard trying to avoid me. I looked round and gave him the wanker sign. Loser.

Lunner
12-05-2005, 15:06
LOL, just at the thought of you on a push bike ;)

KingStromba
12-05-2005, 15:08
I can brake from 30 to 0 in about 5 meters. Anyone following me better beware, I ride fast and brake hard. So many cars nearly hit me when im braking. Doesnt help that i ride in the road like a motorbike in the middle of the lane. The wankers behind get so pissed off.

NickFr
12-05-2005, 15:11
Thank god that they don't drive like that here, people move especially on Autoroutes.....there still shit drivers :roll:

2 live
13-05-2005, 09:48
I can brake from 30 to 0 in about 5 meters. Anyone following me better beware, I ride fast and brake hard. So many cars nearly hit me when im braking. Doesnt help that i ride in the road like a motorbike in the middle of the lane. The wankers behind get so pissed off.

lol..i have plastic rulers strapped to the van mirros for ppl like u

drive past em real fast n close.let em have it on the ass from the ruler lol

Lunner
13-05-2005, 10:05
I can brake from 30 to 0 in about 5 meters. Anyone following me better beware, I ride fast and brake hard. So many cars nearly hit me when im braking. Doesnt help that i ride in the road like a motorbike in the middle of the lane. The wankers behind get so pissed off.

I can do it in 3 mtrs tops on a decent road surface once my pads are fully up to temp, ie when i get home after a drive, and my brakes are only 239mm :shock:

....not that i'm competative or anything :wink:

big hp
13-05-2005, 10:05
PMSL Quality 2 live.

Stromba would prob catch you up though and get in front for another spanking :shock:

KingStromba
13-05-2005, 10:26
Is yours a mountaun bike though lunner? I have a racinf bike with slicks

2 live
13-05-2005, 11:27
racin bike with slicks and u weighs wot??

me driving my car....hehe.........oooops.....wots that red stuff drippin from me bumper?? oh its that fukkin stupid cyclists blood...shame


bastards scratched me paint ....the next biker i see is gunna pay for that :twisted:

KingStromba
13-05-2005, 11:33
Id fall on your bonnet jon. :D


Nice soft landing

2 live
13-05-2005, 11:34
hehe til i hit reverse n back to 1st

NickFr
13-05-2005, 11:40
Cyclist's are treated like gods over here, by law you must indicate before overtaking and leave at least 1.5m between your car and their bike.

But you can have good fun killing pedestrians on the zebra crossings :wink:

gtbloke
26-07-2005, 10:21
LOL

Its okay doing the brake test...until some clown runs up your arse and bends your car :lol: