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Laine_16v
24-10-2006, 22:05
What would they be? Im still thinking of mine.

number1
24-10-2006, 22:32
1. why did you fit a leaky sunroof?
2. why did you make them so awkward to work on?? did you not think it would break down??
3. why did you make it handle so god darned well?
4. why did you make it one of the best looking hot hatches ever?
5. why didnt you fit a turbo as standard on the 16v motor?


:wink:

Illusion
24-10-2006, 22:37
1. why did you fit a leaky sunroof?
2. why did you make them so awkward to work on?? did you not think it would break down??
3. why did you make it handle so god darned well?
4. why did you make it one of the best looking hot hatches ever?
5. why didnt you fit a turbo as standard on the 16v motor?


:wink:

Their answer to No. 5...."read question 2..."

Andy P
24-10-2006, 22:57
1. Why did you make leaky sunroofs?
2. Why did you make weak box's?
3. Why did you make them a bitch to work on?
4. Why didnt you make them galvanised so they dont rust like pugs
5. Why did you make the dash a boring shit grey colour

stew
24-10-2006, 23:06
1. Why did you bother weakening the roof to put in a shit sunroof?
2. Why make the boxes outa cheese and selotape?
3. Why the rear torsion bar? grrr
4. Why did u not make the valver track the same as williams?
5. Why are they so hard to work on?

nyk
24-10-2006, 23:09
1. Why did you put 185's on instead of 195s?
2. Why did you make these a nighmare to work on?
3. Why did you put a torsion bar on the back?
4. Why could you not think of somethin more imaginative in the interior?
5. Would you have bought one?

:lol:

FincH
24-10-2006, 23:32
1. Why are they stupidly awkward to work on.
2. Why do they have 'on' and 'off' days.
3. Why didn't you make the engine slightly more powerful from the factory(150Bhp from the 1.8 would be nice).
4. Why the hell did you put a sunroof in..and a crappy leaky electric one at that.
5. Why did you make the standard exhaust too small for me to fit my penis in.

VIPERONE
25-10-2006, 00:22
1.) y the shitty box
2)why no lsd
3)y the leaking roof/aerial
4)y the shittyy alarm


I have no more gripes!

the cars are easy enough to work with once you have learnt the shortcuts lol

Purple
25-10-2006, 00:38
What were the top 5 parts from Renault parts bin that you tested and rejected - but had thought they had worked quite well?

seanofnp
25-10-2006, 01:25
1) What inspired you to use a 1.8 16v engine in the Clio instead of not putting a 2.0 straight away?
2) Wanna go for a drive with me and do commentary while were blasting down some b roads?
3) Whens the mk1 going to make a comeback? ;)

J o n
25-10-2006, 08:13
1) why does it rust so easily and badly?
2) why is the engine strong but everything else around it complete garbage?
3) why did you put a box in that can barely take the std power?

Zollo
25-10-2006, 09:18
1. Can you build me a track car please?
2. Can you tell people why 185s are better than 195s please?
3. Can you explain why you thought gold wheels were a good idea?
4. Why the rediculous and unadjustable driving position?
5. Are you also confused why some wonder why the very compact and space-efficient, much cheaper to produce and seemingly quite capable torsion bar suspension was used on the Clio, even though it still manages to suspend one of the best handling cars about?


:wink:

Gav
25-10-2006, 18:23
do any of your employees have a hot sister??






















or mom?

richy
25-10-2006, 18:34
1) can i have a brand new one made
2) can i have a brand new one made
3) can i have a brand new one made
4) can i have a brand new one made
5) can i have a brand new one made

:D

Laine_16v
25-10-2006, 18:39
Thing is though, would you pay £13,000 for a brand new valver. Not really modern by todays standards is it.

mattib
25-10-2006, 18:55
1) why do u put stupid screws in the plastic rocker cover and it falls on the exhaust.
2) y put the alutornator there wen i had to take off all the fuel system etc to change it!
3) yeh y cant u buy a brand new valver??
4) ummmmm
5) i love them really its all part of the fun!!
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :? :? :?:

richy
25-10-2006, 19:01
Thing is though, would you pay £13,000 for a brand new valver. Not really modern by todays standards is it.

did i say i was going to pay?? just asked for a brand new one, and a williams not valver schmalver

mattib
25-10-2006, 19:04
lol :lol:

Plattsy
25-10-2006, 20:25
why dont someone go and buy everything from renault brand new? fit it together then ya got a brand new one :) lol Id love to do that if i had that kind of cash it would cost a few pennies :(

Gav
25-10-2006, 21:05
why dont someone go and buy everything from renault brand new? fit it together then ya got a brand new one :) lol Id love to do that if i had that kind of cash it would cost a few pennies :(

i done that

believe me, it dont feel like new :(

willy3ams
25-10-2006, 21:41
1. Why did'nt you galvanise the rear arches (well?) :?
2. Why did'nt you put air con in them as standard (i know the weight la di daaa).... :roll:
3. Why did you make them look so darn good!!!! :shock:
4. Why did you make them look so darn good!!!! :shock:
5. Why did you make them look so darn good!!!! :shock:

FincH
25-10-2006, 22:15
2. Why did'nt you put air con in them as standard (i know the weight la di daaa).... :roll:


Oh dear....

willy3ams
25-10-2006, 22:29
2. Why did'nt you put air con in them as standard (i know the weight la di daaa).... :roll:


Oh dear....


its pretty hot in Singapore and my cars coming with me. :D

seanofnp
26-10-2006, 01:17
The question isnt "Why did you make them look so darned good?" Its "How did you make them look so darned good, your a ****ing genious! You can **** my sister!"

Gav
26-10-2006, 09:42
The question isnt "Why did you make them look so darned good?" Its "How did you make them look so darned good, your a f***king genious! You can f**k my sister!"

:roll:

Not like there evo's or anything lads

jst a 90's hatchback


nothing to get a hard on over :shock:

J o n
26-10-2006, 09:50
but then again neither is a boxy looking ricer taxi with a turbo and stupid looking vents all over the place :roll:

Plattsy
26-10-2006, 09:52
why dont someone go and buy everything from renault brand new? fit it together then ya got a brand new one :) lol Id love to do that if i had that kind of cash it would cost a few pennies :(

i done that

believe me, it dont feel like new :(
So you bought everything from renault brand new? Shell, engine, box, suspension etc?

richy
26-10-2006, 18:18
but then again neither is a boxy looking ricer taxi with a turbo and stupid looking vents all over the place :roll:

exactly!! :lol:

Winston
26-10-2006, 18:25
Why did you not fit the 19 gearbox mount as standard
Why did you not wide track the valver
Why did you make the F7P so gutless
Why did you make the boxes of cheese
Why did you fit sunroofs

lewis_willy2
26-10-2006, 19:29
why do i smell burning at 150mph
why does the handbook state 7.9sec 0-60 and ive got a 7.07 in the wet
why does it state 134mph in the handbook when ive had my speedo reading 150mph
why the rust
why are they so dame hard to colour match. wheels and car

Gav
26-10-2006, 19:39
why dont someone go and buy everything from renault brand new? fit it together then ya got a brand new one :) lol Id love to do that if i had that kind of cash it would cost a few pennies :(

i done that

believe me, it dont feel like new :(
So you bought everything from renault brand new? Shell, engine, box, suspension etc?

sorry no i didnt mean it like that

but i brought all new internals for the engine n box, had both fully rebuild

then everythng else under the car i brought brand new

all from renault

FATBOY
26-10-2006, 20:01
why dont someone go and buy everything from renault brand new? fit it together then ya got a brand new one :) lol Id love to do that if i had that kind of cash it would cost a few pennies :(

i done that

believe me, it dont feel like new :(
So you bought everything from renault brand new? Shell, engine, box, suspension etc?

sorry no i didnt mean it like that

but i brought all new internals for the engine n box, had both fully rebuild

then everythng else under the car i brought brand new

all from renault

MUG :lol: :wink:

Gav
27-10-2006, 08:39
why dont someone go and buy everything from renault brand new? fit it together then ya got a brand new one :) lol Id love to do that if i had that kind of cash it would cost a few pennies :(

i done that

believe me, it dont feel like new :(
So you bought everything from renault brand new? Shell, engine, box, suspension etc?

sorry no i didnt mean it like that

but i brought all new internals for the engine n box, had both fully rebuild

then everythng else under the car i brought brand new

all from renault

MUG :lol: :wink:

I know that now!! :shock: :( lol