richy
23-06-2006, 21:10
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
Phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-
Function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>MAN: "Hello."
>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>Man: "Yes."
>WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
Coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
The new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
>MAN: "How much?"
>WOMAN: "$90,000"
>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted
Last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
>They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
Thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."
>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks................
Does anyone know who this phone belongs to"?
Phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-
Function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>MAN: "Hello."
>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>Man: "Yes."
>WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
Coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
The new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
>MAN: "How much?"
>WOMAN: "$90,000"
>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted
Last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
>They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
Thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."
>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks................
Does anyone know who this phone belongs to"?