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we the only ones here mate? am bored but not tired so am stickin it out! :P
Possibleh!
I'm fooked but its been a while since i've had a chance to just post for the hell of it and on every topic!!
any get it right dammit!
D A Z (Zero!!) R Z
:x :x :x lol
lol, never even clocked it tbh mate that its a 0 not a O, whats the deal with ur name neway, lets have it broken down in simple terms, i got time! :lol:
Well back in the day when it was c001 to writ30rz l33t0rz, I'm talking my Quake 2 days I called myself Daz0rz for a laugh...
Forgot about it when I forgot about quake 2 and got a job lol but every time I tried to set up anything be it an e-mail address, log in for something blah blah every Daz name under the sun was taken - I was offered Daz7765758-opoe or something stupid like that every time...
Then I remebered the 0rz bit for one webby as it needed a number in the username too, tried it with everything after that and to this day i've never been refused it...
Maybe thats cus its shit and who the hell would you it but at least everyone knows its me!!
Story's End :wink:
a quake man, nuff restcpuh! 8)
I'm not scared to say I was fackin' awesome at Q3
Instagib master :D
lol, am shit at all online shooters tbh but i still try! :oops:
looks like bayliss has shown up to liven the party! :lol:
u better believe it sonny boy, "coops i fancy your mum" lol
lol I noticed - i'm flapping though - gonna give it my all though!
I'll start a new post stating i'm going to bed - gotta get that counter up!
oi, less of that, or i crack out the yo dadda jokes! :wink:
but coops its the laws of physical attraction, lol, anyway i'm off to bed so i'll speak to ya 2morra
Bayliss
lol, laters mate, hope ur hangover isnt too bad.................... :twisted:
Is yer mum a MILF? \:D/
you better believe it daz, although he won't admit it, lol
yes cuz obviously i'd know that :roll:
nighty night coops mate, laterz daz
So you've never caught yer mum in her kex and thought... damn maa your ass is fine! then caught sight of her little lips peeking out from ound the front?
lol
:lol: cheeky c**t u aint ya when u wanna be!
thats a fine line your walking mate lol
you mad lol
:lol: cheeky c**t u aint ya when u wanna be!
I was talking about mums in general 8-[
Are you 'ard Coops? I had you down as a middle of the roader will defend oneself if needs be...
Can do without 'ard uns at the moment - after getting my arse kicked last friday lol...
Gonna have to re-break my nose so I can breath properly and look less like Steve Bruce :roll:
middle road mate, meek as u like till u cross me!
i knows we're only goofin about neway mate no danger! :wink:
fookin hate hard nuts man for all the same reasons as you, had a few run ins that left me in a spot of bother for absolutely no good reason that a simple sorry wud of sorted given half a chance! :roll:
I can't get angry with anyone I know - Its crazy, I have to be within an inch of death to get angry then I'll muller anything in site lol...
Strangers though thats different, I don't dislike anybody but when 2 guys put there hand up yer lasses skirt and walk off laughing you get a bit pissed off :twisted:
Other night though I was wankered, strobes were at full pelt and I didn't even see him coming... Tell you something though I've never been hit so hard in my entire life - I thought he'd punched me into a parallel universe!!
tell me bout it, when someone catches you with a goodun u know about it! :P
no need for it imo tho, i'd rather settle something over a pint n talk bout it, but clubs are full of pissed up gym nuts, pumped on roids and testosterone n they see a little guy like me with a bird and jealousy cuts in and i get hit, no time for defence, wankers :evil:
mine was less than that though - he nudged me! while I was getting down and dirty on the dancefloor with..... myself lol, my mate had gone for a piss..
All I was gonna do is turn round and say sorry (even though I did fook all wrong) got half way round and got sent back the other way...
I was told later he's a big ard bouncer from Preston and he's part of a family you don't mess with....
I'm not doing a thing about it! to be honest I have no idea what he looks like - I know he's a slap head and had a white t-shirt - oh and was about the same size as my house!
I'm a weed compared lol
bald in a white t shirt and size of a house? not a cliche atall then?! :lol:
Danny-ACE!
03-06-2006, 02:35
Im here. Im bored. I think Im gonna pay for my membership. Should I bother If I only have a Valver?
Get a roooooom guys :P :P :P :wink:
So you've never caught yer mum in her kex and thought... damn maa your ass is fine! then caught sight of her little lips peeking out from ound the front?
lol
was stumbling across old posts and how funny is this comment from daz, lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
16v_paddy
15-10-2008, 00:41
Nuff restecpa for the bumpage :D
FPMSL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol I remember that :lol:
Still waiting for pics :D
LEIGH-ANNE
15-10-2008, 14:15
:fighting:
there be hell to pay now lol
FLOL!
Forgot about this - was looking for old posts of the orange hybrid and came across this - good times :D
LEIGH-ANNE
11-06-2011, 18:50
:lol:
Minichapperz
11-06-2011, 19:40
Funiest thing ive read in a while :lol:
rofl
my mum still aint hot, and shes like 5 years older now, :lol:
you wish, left you hanging back in '06 mate, and guess what. lol
came across this accidently,
Many thanks guys for the amusment lol :lol:
you wish, left you hanging back in '06 mate, and guess what. lol
You izzz mean!
I'm getting married next Saturday - I won't be allowed to look after then :D
rofl
my mum still aint hot, and shes like 5 years older now, :lol:
She is a GILF ?? !! :shock:
DIBS :P :P
you wish, left you hanging back in '06 mate, and guess what. lol
You izzz mean!
I'm getting married next Saturday - I won't be allowed to look after then :D
come on Coops get the pic on after all i'm getting married in April and i won't be able to look either lol loving how this post has surfaced 3 times now in 5 years lol
To be fair it was a special moment in my life...
So it deserves a pic or two.
Even a Facebook link would suffice :wink:
okay, we'll all exchange mum pics, whoever has the hottest wins a kit-kat chunky :-)
congrats mr marcus arelius baylissius by the way ;-)
and also to mr daz as i presume you are now hitched also
good god we're all old, time to buy volvos :D
^^^ I was actually looking and a few over the weekend! :lol:
I quite like the look of a few Saab 9-3's too :shock:
cheers Coops, also have a child now, the world is now doomed lol
come on then links to mums please, i want to have a closer inspection lol
ooooo. this is an old post. does this get locked too?
calm down fella.... dont take everything to heart...
not even questioned as to why it was 'dragged up from all those years ago?'
in theory this post is just over a month old since last post :)
but 5 years since the 1st.
this can't be locked until actual mum pictures are produced. Its the law.
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