richy
03-05-2006, 18:46
> >> Blonde Logic
> >>
> >>
> >> Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a
>bench
> >>talking........
> >>and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
> >>away..........Florida or the moon?"
> >>
> >>The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
> >>Florida...?????"
> >>
> >>
> >> RIVER WALK
> >> There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
> >> another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How
> >>can
> >>I get to the other side?"
> >> The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
> >>shouts back,
> >> "You ARE on the other side."
> >>
> >>
> >> AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
> >> A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
> >>that
> >>her body hurt wherever she touched it.
> >>
> >>
>"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
> >>
> >> The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
> >>screamed,
> >> then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed
> >>her
> >> knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
> >>Everywhere she
> >> touched made her scream.
> >>
> >> The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
> >>
> >> "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
> >>
> >> "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
> >>
> >>
> >> KNITTING
> >> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
> >>freeway.
> >> Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
> >>behind the wheel
> >>was knitting! Realizing that she was
>oblivious to his flashing
> >>lights and
> >> siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
> >>bullhorn
> >>and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
> >>
> >> "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
> >>
> >>
> >> BLONDE ON THE SUN
> >> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
> >>Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
> >> The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
> >>
> >> The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the
> >>sun!"
> >>
> >> The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
> >>heads.
> >>
> >> "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
> >> Russian.
> >>
> >> To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.
>We're
> >>going
> >> at night!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> IN A VACUUM
> >> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
> >>She
> >> rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question
> >>was,
> >> "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
> >>it?"
> >>
> >> She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
> >>
> >>
> >> Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a
>bench
> >>talking........
> >>and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
> >>away..........Florida or the moon?"
> >>
> >>The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
> >>Florida...?????"
> >>
> >>
> >> RIVER WALK
> >> There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
> >> another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How
> >>can
> >>I get to the other side?"
> >> The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
> >>shouts back,
> >> "You ARE on the other side."
> >>
> >>
> >> AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
> >> A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
> >>that
> >>her body hurt wherever she touched it.
> >>
> >>
>"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
> >>
> >> The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
> >>screamed,
> >> then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed
> >>her
> >> knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
> >>Everywhere she
> >> touched made her scream.
> >>
> >> The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
> >>
> >> "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
> >>
> >> "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
> >>
> >>
> >> KNITTING
> >> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
> >>freeway.
> >> Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
> >>behind the wheel
> >>was knitting! Realizing that she was
>oblivious to his flashing
> >>lights and
> >> siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
> >>bullhorn
> >>and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
> >>
> >> "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
> >>
> >>
> >> BLONDE ON THE SUN
> >> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
> >>Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
> >> The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
> >>
> >> The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the
> >>sun!"
> >>
> >> The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
> >>heads.
> >>
> >> "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
> >> Russian.
> >>
> >> To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.
>We're
> >>going
> >> at night!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> IN A VACUUM
> >> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
> >>She
> >> rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question
> >>was,
> >> "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
> >>it?"
> >>
> >> She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"