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McPikie
03-05-2006, 13:24
For a trip to the French Car Show on 28th May 2006.

Ticket is already paid for. Must be able to change CD's, hold drinks, light up cigs and generally be my bitch for the day.

Stipulations are:-

1. Must not weigh more than 9 stone
2. Must not be more than a size 12
3. Must be scantily clad
4. Must be willing to secure the trip for sexual favours

All apllicants will be thoroughly background checked and must have a clean bill of health (although I cannot guarenttee you will have this after the trip).

Many thanks



Pikie

:lol:
Gav
03-05-2006, 13:28
i will ask the local lady tramp for u :wink:

im sure if u lick her tuna tin she will sit with you :lol:

isnt the mrs coming?
McPikie
03-05-2006, 13:30
isnt the mrs coming?

What missus :lol:

Young, free & single now mate
Gav
03-05-2006, 13:31
isnt the mrs coming?

What missus :lol:

Young, free & single now mate

since when?
u had one the other week?! :shock:
2 live
03-05-2006, 13:31
jesus has already bought the lube i hear.
McPikie
03-05-2006, 13:34
u had one the other week?! :shock:

Wasn't working out so we decided not to carry on. 3 years down the pan, wooo hooo
Gav
03-05-2006, 13:35
:shock:
**** that then!

im wearing metal pants with a bolt on t'front :wink:
Clio b
03-05-2006, 13:50
not too picky are ya!!!! :lol:
McPikie
03-05-2006, 14:11
Not at all............... I just don't want to be seen with some fat trout :lol:

You're on the list tho :wink:
Clio b
03-05-2006, 14:12
Hmmm... i wouldnt quite consider myself a trout! but i certainly aint skinny!

You're too fussy for me!!! :lol:
rt_blackpool
03-05-2006, 14:31
jesus has already bought the lube i hear.

could have sworn i heard northy's name being mentioned?! ;) :mrgreen:
Andyvalver
03-05-2006, 17:07
:lol: