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J o n
29-04-2006, 11:25
Is it fun or not?

Duli
29-04-2006, 11:53
It isnt fun, but at the same time you shouldnt swerve dangerously to avoid them.

I try to avoid them, and for now, I didnt hit anyone.

Andyvalver
29-04-2006, 12:09
Try to avoid them if possible without crashing but sometimes its not possible to avoid them so its game over.

About a month ago i hit a pigeon, it was just sat in the road and it was too late, i thought if it stayed where it was i would go over it and it would be fine but the ****e decided to fly away at the last min and bounced of the corner of my bonnet :roll: . Feathers everywhere :lol:

holl
29-04-2006, 12:15
you gota swerve ! how is it fun killing animals! :(

clowo16v
29-04-2006, 12:19
I hit stuff all the time when I first started driving I took a conscious decision that if there was an animal in the way that wasn't massive or a badger I would just keep going straight on. I've seen too many accidents where people have swerved and lost it.

So far i've run over:

a badger (it was already injured I think was just lying in the road)
a fox
loads and loads of pheasants
a blackbird

The funniest thing I hit was a sparrow that swooped across the front of my car. Unluckily for it I was doing 100+mph and it hit the bonnet and got caught in the drivers side wiper arm so I had to stare at its head with the beak still moving for the rest of the bypass.

Matt

Laine_16v
29-04-2006, 13:56
Haha love it.

Only 30 minutes ago i was ragging round some country lanes.

This sutpid feasant walks into the middle of the road, SMACK, it goes flying and flys straight into a "40MPH" sign, BANG, unlucky bird, you got Cliowned.

Purple
29-04-2006, 14:12
Missed.

VIPERONE
29-04-2006, 14:29
i have killed two cats this year

J o n
29-04-2006, 14:54
my mate once killed an owl... it was just sat in the road and at first he thought it was a baby... but then thought, "not much chance of that at this time", so carried on... it's didn't move... wallop! would have written the clio off, but he drives a Golf, so no damage.

Smokey McPot
29-04-2006, 16:19
I had a pheasant get stuck in the windscreen of my golf, driver side. There was its head, at eye level, and a foot, twitching at me. Had to wait a while till i could pull over too.

Lunner
29-04-2006, 17:19
Almost hit a stag a couple of times, hit got knows how many rabbits, few pigeons....got a nvie blood splatter up my bonnet from a pigeon

Rott
29-04-2006, 17:54
^^^ Nice paps lunner ^^^

Run over loadsa Deer n sheep, used to work on the fishing boats, and the folks up ullapool lochinver way, ain't never heard of a fence, ****in animals everywhere, worst one was when we hit a stag at 90mph, VW Caravelle VR6 we were in was written off BIG TIME, looked like it'd hit a truck!!!!

Not a nice thing to do but sometimes has to be done :?

BenR
29-04-2006, 18:36
it can get quite sporting!

clowo16v
29-04-2006, 21:05
My mate hit a deer in his VR6, got it repaired then hit another one a week after.

Matt

Martin
29-04-2006, 21:11
I've racked up two pigeons recently ....one I took out when I crested a hill at 80 and twatted the ****er in mid air...shat itself all over my windscreen . The second was similar to Andy's except it never took off and I think it took the bottom of the bumper got it right on the dome! Sounded nasty...

Jamie.
29-04-2006, 21:12
i ran over a rabit, thats about it.

FATBOY
30-04-2006, 00:17
you bunch of sicko's! fair enuff if you cant avoid it safely!

Andy
30-04-2006, 07:01
andy = 2 cats


northy 2 cats + bird + me on his bmx when he was 13

Zollo
30-04-2006, 11:32
Once hit a baby deer in my 306. £600 worth of damage and a very dead deer :(

Hit loads of other smaller things too. Thankfully nothing on the bike, though :shock:

Mattie
02-05-2006, 18:47
dont see how hurting or killin animals can be fun.....unless u have mental problems?


so far only ran over a pigeon, tryd to swerve but felt it go under my wheel...lukd in my mirror and it flew off :shock:

the clio nearly startd fish tailing wen i tryd 2 avoid a cat the other day....i swear the ****in thing waited for me 2 get along side it then it launched its self in front of me :roll: