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Loobie_lou
07-04-2006, 00:22
ok i just found this but i dunno if its true or not can anyone shed any light....

Lawrence "Mr T" Tureaud died last night in his sleep of unknown
causes. He was best known as "B.A." Baracus from the "80's"
tv show The A-Team, he was also involved in professional wrestling
for a number of years, after starring in Rocky III as "Clubber Lang"
where he met Hulk Hogan. Hulk was quoted today as saying " I'm
very sorry to hear that, he was a great man who loved god and his mother. I know he always trained and said his prayers but unfortunately he did'nt take his vitamins." According to his family he could not handle swallowing pills, so they would try and put them in his milk, but eventually gave up because Mr T complained that "This milk tastes funky"

Mr. T was born Laurence Tureaud on 21 May 1952 in the rough south side ghetto of Chicago. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has four sisters and seven brothers) and grew up in the housing projects. His father left when Laurence was 5, and his mother raised the family on $87 a month welfare in a three-room apartment.

Mr. T's brothers encouraged him to build up his body in order to survive in the area; he has commented, "If you think I'm big, you should see my brothers!". His mother is a religious woman, who has had a strong influence on him. He says, "Any man who don't love his momma can't be no friend of mine." He was an average student in school. "Most of the time", he says, "I stared out the windows, just daydreaming. I didn't study much because I have a photographic memory." Apart from one spell between 5th and 7th grades when he went a little astray -- playing hooky, cursing, acting tough, being disrespectful -- he was a well-behaved child. (He worried about how his mother would feel if he ended up in jail, and stayed out of trouble.)

He attended Dunbar Vocational High School. He was a football star, studied martial arts, and was three times city wrestling champion. He won a scholarship to play football at Prairie View A&M University in Texas, but he was thrown out after a year.

Jamie.
07-04-2006, 00:25
cant see anything on google about it .........

Loobie_lou
07-04-2006, 00:50
okies

Purple
07-04-2006, 01:00
Says he still alive here.

http://www.whosaliveandwhosdead.com/

wavy
07-04-2006, 01:42
phew :) glad he s ok 8)
http://www.mobilewirelessnews.com/img/mr-t.jpg

Mooseman
07-04-2006, 09:03
Be well surprised if this is true, would have been in the news/papers surely!?

Mr.T is invincible anyway :lol:

FATBOY
07-04-2006, 09:56
http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0001558/

always up to date and very concise!

Purple
10-04-2006, 23:29
Praise da man!

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* Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

* Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

* 23. That’s the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

* Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

* Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.

* It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

* Mr. T’s sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man.

* On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both ‘deflower’ the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman’s uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.

* Mr. T doesn’t have internal organs. He had them removed to make more room for muscle.

* The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that Mr. T’s neck was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.